vivalanorge:

England: colour
America: color
England: humour
America: humor
England: flavour
America: flavor
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao

whorville:

Yes hello 911. I’m bored you wanna chill or some shit

(Source: thoracs)

july 4th, 1776

  • britain: wHOA i just lost 13 followers wtf

tharealsydshady:

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

Oh my
God